tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48147466360679541892024-02-08T04:23:20.143-08:00Michael's Little Warehouse of All Things Amusing, Absurd & ProfoundMichael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-89813450497450972552021-11-28T21:45:00.006-08:002022-05-26T06:53:35.480-07:00Eight Translations of the Ashtavakra Gita<span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Eight Translations of the Ashtavakra Gita</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Wikipedia: Ashtavakra Gita</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtavakra_Gita">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtavakra_Gita</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Heart of Awareness (Byrom)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://theheartofawareness.blogspot.com/">http://theheartofawareness.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Marshall)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://theashtavakra.blogspot.com/">http://theashtavakra.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Bitten by the Black Snake (Schoch)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://bittenbytheblacksnake.blogspot.com/">http://bittenbytheblacksnake.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">A Duet of One (Balsekar)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://aduetofone.blogspot.com/">http://aduetofone.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Richards)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://anotherashtavakragita.blogspot.com/">http://anotherashtavakragita.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Astavakra Samhita (Wood)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://astavakrasamhita.blogspot.com/">http://astavakrasamhita.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Vedic)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://ashtravakrageeta.blogspot.com/">http://ashtravakrageeta.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Shastri)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://ashtravakrageeeta.blogspot.com">http://ashtravakrageeeta.blogspot.com</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita: Sri Ramana Maharshi</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.sriramanamaharshi.org/resource_centre/audio/ashtavakra-gita/">www.sriramanamaharshi.org/resource_centre/audio/ashtavakra-gita/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita: I Am Shiva</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://ashtavakragitaiamshiva.blogspot.com/">http://ashtavakragitaiamshiva.blogspot.com/</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">PDF of "Ashtavakra Gita: I Am Shiva"</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitaiamshiva.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitaiamshiva.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">PDF of "I Am Shiva Comparison Chart"</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/iamshivacomparisonchart.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/iamshivacomparisonchart.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">PDF's of Eight Translations</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Heart of Awareness (Byrom)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/theheartofawarenessbyrom.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/theheartofawarenessbyrom.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Marshall)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakrafitamarshall.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakrafitamarshall.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Bitten by the Black Snake (Schoch)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/bittenbytheblacksnakeschoch.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/bittenbytheblacksnakeschoch.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Richards)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitarichards.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitarichards.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">A Duet of One (Balsekar)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/aduetofonebalsekar.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/aduetofonebalsekar.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Astavakra Samhita (Wood)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/astavakrasamhitawood.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/astavakrasamhitawood.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Shastri)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitashastri.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitashastri.pdf</a></span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Ashtavakra Gita (Vedic Scriptures)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1" style="text-decoration-line: underline;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitavedic.pdf">http://www.thestillnessbeforetime.com/ashtavakragitavedic.pdf</a></span></span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-24861756093465752432021-11-28T21:39:00.000-08:002021-11-28T21:39:03.966-08:00Buddha's Lists and Quotes<div><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" /><span style="font-size: x-large;">Buddha's Lists and Quotes</span></span></b></p><p class="p2" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>BUDDHA’S LISTS</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><b>Four Noble Truths</b><br /><br />· Existence is painful<br /><br />· Unhappiness is caused by selfish craving<br /><br />· Deliverance from pain is found through non-attachment<br /><br />· Eightfold Path<br /><br /><b>Eightfold Path<br /></b><br />· Right views<br /><br />· Right intention<br /><br />· Right speech<br /><br />· Right action<br /><br />· Right livelihood<br /><br />· Right effort<br /><br />· Right mindfulness<br /><br />· Right concentration<br /><br />Practice wisdom, morality and meditation<br /><br /><b>The Five Hindrances</b><br /><br />· Sensuality<br /><br />· Ill-will<br /><br />· Lethargy<br /><br />· Worry<br /><br />· Indecision<br /><br /><b>Seven Factors of Enlightenment</b><br /><br />· Mindfulness<br /><br />· Investigation of existence<br /><br />· Persevering effort<br /><br />· Enkindle rapture<br /><br />· Maintain calm<br /><br />· Concentration on right values and things<br /><br />· Equanimity; good grace toward what life has in store<br /><br /><b>Ten Contemplations</b><br /><br />· Impermanence<br /><br />· Absence of a permanent self or soul<br /><br />· Profane nature of physical world<br /><br />· Danger or disadvantage<br /><br />· Abandonment<br /><br />· Detachment<br /><br />· Cessation<br /><br />· Distaste for external world<br /><br />· Impermanence of component things<br /><br />· Mindfulness of in-breathing and out-breathing<br /><br /><br /><b>BUDDHA QUOTES</b><br /><br />A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.<br /><br />A jug fills drop by drop.<br /><br />All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.<br /><br />All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.<br /><br />All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?<br /><br />Ambition is like love, impatient both of delays and rivals.<br /><br />An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea.<br /><br />An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.<br /><br />Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.<br /><br />Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.<br /><br />Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.<br /><br />Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.<br /><br />Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.<br /><br />Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.<br /><br />Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.<br /><br />Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.<br /><br />Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.<br /><br />Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little.<br /><br />He is able who thinks he is able.<br /><br />He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye.<br /><br />He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.<br /><br />Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.<br /><br />Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.<br /><br />However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?<br /><br />I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.<br /><br />I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.<br /><br />In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.<br /><br />In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.<br /><br />It is a man's own mind, not his enemy or foe, that lures him to evil ways.<br /><br />It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.<br /><br />It is better to travel well than to arrive.<br /><br />Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.<br /><br />Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.<br /><br />Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.<br /><br />No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.<br /><br />On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.<br /><br />Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.<br /><br />Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.<br /><br />The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.<br /><br />The mind is everything. What you think you become.<br /><br />The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.<br /><br />The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.<br /><br />The tongue like a sharp knife … kills without drawing blood.<br /><br />The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never found solitary in any breast.<br /><br />The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.<br /><br />The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.<br /><br />The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.<br /><br />There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.<br /><br />There has to be evil so that good can prove its purity above it.<br /><br />There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.<br /><br />Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.<br /><br />Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.<br /><br />Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.<br /><br />To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.<br /><br />To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.<br /><br />To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear.<br /><br />To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.<br /><br />Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.<br /><br />Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.<br /><br />We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.<br /><br />We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.<br /><br />We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.<br /><br />What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?<br /><br />What we think, we become.<br /><br />Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.<br /><br />When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.<br /><br />Without health life is not life; it is only a state of langour and suffering - an image of death.<br /><br />Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others.<br /><br />You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.<br /><br />You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.<br /><br />You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-26955984613993848372021-11-28T21:09:00.004-08:002021-11-28T21:09:32.163-08:00Modern Math<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Modern Math</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">THIS IS A COPY OF THE NEW STATE MATH MATH TEST<br /><br /><br />NAME _______________________________<br /><br />GANG/CREW NAME _______________________________ </span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">CRIB ______________________<br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br />1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramon hit before he reloads?<br /><br />2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?<br /><br />3. Dwayne pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?<br /><br />4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?<br /><br />5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?<br /><br />6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?<br /><br />7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?<br /><br />8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?<br /><br />9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week, and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?<br /><br />10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-36707123247125923222021-11-28T21:07:00.001-08:002022-05-26T08:12:51.986-07:00The Indian Student<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>The Indian Student</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">It was the first day of a school in the USA, and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramaniam entered the fourth grade.<br /><br />The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History."<br /><br />Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?<br /><br />She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.<br /><br />'Very good!'<br /><br />Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'<br /><br />Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.<br /><br />'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.<br /><br />The teacher snapped at the class,<br /><br />'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'<br /><br />She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,'<br /><br />'Who said that?' she demanded.<br /><br />Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'<br /><br />At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'<br /><br />The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'<br /><br />Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'<br /><br />Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'<br /><br />Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'<br /><br />Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'<br /><br />Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'<br /><br />The teacher fainted.<br /><br />And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f***ed!'<br /><br />And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007.'</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-54372966090222037592021-11-28T21:04:00.007-08:002022-05-26T08:08:46.850-07:00Why the Peaceful Majority is Irrelevant<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Why the Peaceful Majority is Irrelevant</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large; font-weight: 700;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-family: times;"><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">by Paul E. Marek</span></b></div><div style="font-size: large; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="font-size: large; text-align: center;"><br /></div></span><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Times;">All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing ~ Edmund Burke</span></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I used to know a man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War Two. They owned a number of large industries and estates. I asked him how many German people were true Nazis, and the answer he gave has stuck with me and guided my attitude toward fanaticism ever since.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"></span><br />“Very few people were true Nazis,” he said, “but, many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.”<br /><br />We are told again and again by “experts” and “talking heads” that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unquantified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the specter of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.<br /><br />The fact is, that the fanatics rule Islam at this moment in history. It is the fanatics who march. It is the fanatics who wage any one of 50 shooting wars worldwide. It is the fanatics who systematically slaughter Christian or tribal groups throughout Africa and are gradually taking over the entire continent in an Islamic wave. It is the fanatics who bomb, behead, murder, or honor kill. It is the fanatics who take over mosque after mosque. It is the fanatics who zealously spread the stoning and hanging of rape victims and homosexuals. The hard quantifiable fact is, that the “peaceful majority” is the “silent majority” and it is cowed and extraneous.<br /><br />Communist Russia was comprised of Russians who just wanted to live in peace, yet the Russian Communists were responsible for the murder of about 20 million people. The peaceful majority were irrelevant. China’s huge population was peaceful as well, but Chinese Communists managed to kill a staggering 70 million people. The average Japanese individual prior to World War 2 was not a war-mongering sadist. Yet, Japan murdered and slaughtered its way across South East Asia in an orgy of killing that included the systematic killing of 12 million Chinese civilians; most killed by sword, shovel, and bayonet. And, who can forget Rwanda, which collapsed into butchery? Could it not be said that the majority of Rwandans were “peace-loving”.<br /><br />History lessons are often incredibly simple and blunt, yet for all our powers of reason, we often miss the most basic and uncomplicated of points. Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by the fanatics. Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence. Peace-loving Muslims will become our enemy if they don’t speak up, because like my friend from Germany, they will awake one day and find that the fanatics own them, and the end of their world will have begun. Peace-loving Germans, Japanese, Chinese, Russians, Rwandans, Bosnians, Afghans, Iraqis, Palestinians, Somalis, Nigerians, Algerians, and many others have died because the peaceful majority did not speak up until it was too late. As for us who watch it all unfold, we must pay attention to the only group that counts; the fanatics who threaten our way of life.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Paul E. Marek is a second-generation Canadian, whose grandparents fled Czechoslovakia just prior to the Nazi takeover. He wrote the following article in February of 2006.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-59755101959565727802021-11-28T21:00:00.003-08:002021-11-28T21:00:23.938-08:00How to Give a Cat a Pill<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>How to Give a Cat a Pill</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.<br /><br />2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.<br /><br />3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.<br /><br />4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.<br /><br />5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.<br /><br />6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.<br /><br />7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.<br /><br />8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.<br /><br />9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.<br /><br />10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.<br /><br />11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.<br /><br />12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.<br /><br />13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.<br /><br />14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.<br /><br />15. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.<br /><br />-----<br /><br />How to Give a Dog a Pill<br /><br />1. Wrap it in bacon.<br /><br />2. Toss it in the air.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-71463562901917383532021-11-28T20:58:00.006-08:002021-11-28T20:58:38.107-08:00Amusing Quotes from Ronald Reagan<div><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Amusing Quotes from Ronald Reagan</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.<br /><br />The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.<br /><br />The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.<br /><br />Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.<br /><br />I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.<br /><br />The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.<br /><br />Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.<br /><br />The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.<br /><br />'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.<br /><br />Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.<br /><br />Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.<br /><br />No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.<br /><br />If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-32723077166572866602021-11-28T20:56:00.009-08:002021-11-28T20:56:59.941-08:00Taxation With Representation<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Taxation With Representation</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Tax his land,<br />Tax his bed,<br />Tax the table<br />At which he's fed.<br /><br />Tax his tractor,<br />Tax his mule,<br />Teach him taxes<br />Are the rule.<br /><br />Tax his work,<br />Tax his pay,<br />He works for peanuts<br />Anyway!<br /><br />Tax his cow,<br />Tax his goat,<br />Tax his pants,<br />Tax his coat.<br /><br />Tax his ties,<br />Tax his shirt,<br />Tax his work,<br />Tax his dirt.<br /><br />Tax his tobacco,<br />Tax his drink,<br />Tax him if he<br />Tries to think.<br /><br />Tax his cigars,<br />Tax his beers,<br />If he cries<br />Tax his tears.<br /><br />Tax his car,<br />Tax his gas,<br />Find other ways<br />To tax his ass.<br /><br />Tax all he has<br />Then let him know<br />That you won't be done<br />Till he has no dough.<br /><br />When he screams and hollers,<br />Then tax him more,<br />Tax him till<br />He's good and sore.<br /><br />Then tax his coffin,<br />Tax his grave,<br />Tax the sod in<br />Which he's laid.<br /><br />Put these words upon his tomb,<br />'Taxes drove me to my doom...'<br /><br />When he's gone,<br />Do not relax,<br />It's time to apply<br />The inheritance tax.<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Accounts Receivable Tax<br />Building Permit Tax<br />CDL license Tax<br />Cigarette Tax<br />Corporate Income Tax<br />Dog License Tax<br />Excise Taxes<br />Federal Income Tax<br />Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)<br />Fishing License Tax<br />Food License Tax<br />Fuel Permit Tax<br />Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)<br />Gross Receipts Tax<br />Hunting License Tax<br />Inheritance Tax<br />Inventory Tax<br />IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)<br />Liquor Tax<br />Luxury Taxes<br />Marriage License Tax<br />Medicare Tax<br />Personal Property Tax<br />Privilege Tax<br />Property Tax<br />Real Estate Tax<br />Service Charge Tax<br />Social Security Tax<br />Road Usage Tax<br />Sales Tax<br />Recreational Vehicle Tax<br />School Tax<br />State Income Tax<br />State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)<br />Telephone Federal Excise Tax<br />Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax<br />Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes<br />Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax<br />Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax<br />Telephone State and Local Tax<br />Telephone Usage<br />Charge Tax<br />Use Tax<br />Utility Taxes<br />Vehicle License Registration Tax<br />Vehicle Sales Tax<br />Watercraft Registration Tax<br />Well Permit Tax<br />Workers Compensation Tax<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.<br /><br />We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids<br /><br />What the blazes happened?</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-78637941747528964452021-11-28T20:55:00.001-08:002021-11-28T20:55:20.633-08:00Why I Carry a Gun<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Why I Carry a Gun</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><b>The Gun Is Civilization</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><b>by Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret)</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you must choose either convincing me via argument, or compelling me under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception – reason or force, that's it.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as that may sound to some.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">When I carry a gun, you cannot deal with me by force. You must employ reason and try to persuade me, because I have a way to negate your threat or employment of force.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The gun is the only personal weapon that puts a 100-pound woman on equal footing with a 220-pound mugger, a 75-year-old retiree on equal footing with a 19-year-old gang-banger, and a single guy on equal footing with a carload of drunk guys wielding baseball bats. The gun removes the disparity in physical strength, size, or numbers between a potential attacker and his intended target.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">There are plenty who consider guns to be the source of bad force equations. These are the people who think that we'd be more civilized if all guns were removed from society. However, a firearm makes it easier for an armed mugger to do his job if the mugger's potential victims are mostly disarmed – either by choice or by legislative fiat. It has no validity when most of a mugger's potential marks are armed.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">People who argue for the banning of arms ask for automatic rule by the young, the strong, and the many – the exact opposite of a civilized society. A mugger, even an armed society, can only make a successful living where the state has granted him a force monopoly.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Then there's the argument that the gun makes confrontations lethal that would otherwise result only in injury. This argument is a fallacy in logic. Without a firearm, confrontations are won by the physically superior inflicting overwhelming injury on the lesser.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">People who think that fists, bats, sticks, or stones don't constitute lethal force, are those who watch too much TV. On television, people take beatings and come out with a bloody lip at worst. The fact that the gun makes lethal force easier, works solely in favor of the weaker defender, not the stronger attacker. If both are armed, the field is level.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The gun is the only weapon that is as lethal in the hands of an octogenarian as it is in the hands of a weightlifter. It simply would not work as well as a force equalizer if it wasn't both lethal and easily employable.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">When I carry a gun, I don't do so because I am looking for a fight. I carry it because I'm looking to be left alone. The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don't carry it because I'm afraid. Rather, it enables me to remain unafraid. It doesn't limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force. It removes force from the equation … And that's why carrying a gun is a civilized act.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><b>I Don't Carry a Gun ...</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun to kill people...</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun to keep from being killed.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun to scare people.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I'm evil.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I hate the government.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I'm angry.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I don't carry a gun because I love it.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><b>Police Protection</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Police Protection is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Police do not protect you from crime, they usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><b>A Little Gun History</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Uganda established gun control in 1970.. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><br /></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><b>Another Set of Thoughts</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The purpose of fighting is to win.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either... The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">7. Beware the man who only carries one gun ... He probably knows how to use it.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">And one more ...</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded."</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">To which I said, "Of course it is loaded. It can't work without bullets."</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?"</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire, either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-89286680836029961632021-11-28T20:49:00.003-08:002021-11-28T20:49:45.356-08:00Wise Sayings About Government<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Wise Sayings About Government</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress. (John Adams)<br /><br />If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. (Mark Twain)<br /><br />Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. (Mark Twain)<br /><br />I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. (Winston Churchill)<br /><br />A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. (George Bernard Shaw)<br /><br />A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man … which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. (G. Gordon Liddy)<br /><br />Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. (James Bovard)<br /><br />Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. (Douglas Casey)<br /><br />Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. (P.J. O'Rourke)<br /><br />Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. (Frederic Bastiat)<br /><br />Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:<br />If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. (Ronald Reagan)<br /><br />I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. (Will Rogers)<br /><br />If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. (P.J. O'Rourke)<br /><br />In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. (Voltaire)<br /><br />Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. (Pericles (430 B.C.)<br /><br />No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. (Mark Twain)<br /><br />Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it. (Anonymous)<br /><br />The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. (Ronald Reagan)<br /><br />The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. (Winston Churchill)<br /><br />The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. (Mark Twain)<br /><br />The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. (Herbert Spencer)<br /><br />There is no distinctly native American criminal class … save Congress. (Mark Twain)<br /><br />A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. (Gerald Ford)</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-56622407580469440632021-11-28T20:43:00.008-08:002021-11-28T20:43:38.167-08:00A Grammar Lesson<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>A Grammar Lesson</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.<br /><br />The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.<br /><br />After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.<br /><br />The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3. 'When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."<br /><br />The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"<br /><br />"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."<br /><br />He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.<br /><br />His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"<br /><br />And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition because we could end up with a dangling participle.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-6200810871009448602021-11-28T20:40:00.007-08:002021-11-28T20:40:38.351-08:00A Letter of Outrage<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>A Letter of Outrage</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">This letter was sent to the Wall Street Journal on August 8, 2008 by Alisa Wilson, Ph.D. of Beverly Hills, CA in response to the Wall Street Journal article titled "Where's The Outrage?" that appeared July 31, 2008.</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Dear Editor:<br /><br />Really, I can tell you where the outrage is. The outrage is here, in this middle-aged, well-educated, upper-middle class woman. The outrage is here, but I have no representation, no voice. The outrage is here, but no one is listening for who am I?<br /><br />I am not a billionaire like George Soros that can fund an entire political movement. I am not a celebrity like Barbra Streisand that can garner the attention of the press to promote political candidates. I am not a film maker like Michael Moore or Al Gore that can deliver misleading movies to the public.<br /><br />The outrage is here, but unlike those with money or power, I don't know how to reach those who feel similarly in order to effect change.<br /><br />Why am I outraged? I am outraged that my country, the United States of America, is in a state of moral and ethical decline. There is no right or wrong anymore, just what's fair.<br /><br />Is it fair that millions of Americans who overreached and borrowed more than they could afford are now being bailed out by the government and lending institutions to stave off foreclosure? Why shouldn't these people be made to pay the consequences for their poor judgment?<br /><br />When my husband and I purchased our home, we were careful to purchase only what we could afford. Believe me, there are much larger, much nicer homes that I would have loved to have purchased. But, taking responsibility for my behavior and my life, I went with the house that we could afford, not the house that we could not afford. The notion of personal responsibility has all but died in our country.<br /><br />I am outraged, that the country that welcomed my mother as an immigrant from Hitler's Nazi Germany and required that she and her family learn English now allows itself to be overrun with illegal immigrants and worse, caters to those illegal immigrants.<br /><br />I am outraged that my hard-earned taxes help support those here illegally. That the Los Angeles Public School District is in such disarray that I felt it incumbent to send my child to private school, that every time I go to the ATM, I see "do you want to continue in English or Spanish?", that every time I call the bank, the phone company, or similar business, I hear "press 1 for English or press 2 for Spanish". WHY? This is America, our common language is English and attempts to promote a bi- or multi-lingual society are sure to fail and to marginalize those who cannot communicate in English.<br /><br />I am outraged at our country's weakness in the face of new threats on American traditions from Muslims. Recently, Tyson's Food negotiated with its union to permit Muslims to have Eid-al-Fitr as a holiday instead of Labor Day. What am I missing? Yes, there is a large Somali Muslim population working at the Tyson's plant in Tennessee. Tennessee, last I checked, is still part of the United States. If Muslims want to live and work here, they should be required to live and work by our American Laws and not impose their will on our long history.<br /><br />In the same week, Random House announced that they had indefinitely delayed the publication of The Jewel of Medina, by Sherry Jones, a book about the life of Mohammed's wife, Aisha, due to fear of retribution and violence by Muslims. When did we become a nation ruled by fear of what other immigrant groups want? It makes me so sad to see large corporations cave rather than stand proudly on the principles that built this country.<br /><br />I am outraged because appeasement has never worked as a political policy, yet appeasing Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is exactly what we are trying to do. An excellent article, also published recently in the Wall Street Journal, went through over 20 years of history and why talking with Iran has been and will continue to be ineffective. Yet talk, with a madman no less, we continue to do. Have we so lost our moral compass and its ability to detect evil that we will not go in and destroy Iran's nuclear program? Would we rather wait for another Holocaust for the Jews - one which they would be unlikely to survive? When does it end?<br /><br />As if the battle for good and evil isn't enough, now come the Environmentalists who are so afraid of global warming that they want to put a bag tax on grocery bags in California; to eliminate mylar balloons; to establish something as insidious as the recycle police in San Francisco. I do my share for the environment: I recycle, I use water wisely, I installed an energy efficient air conditioning unit. But when and where does the lunacy stop? Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the map, the California economy is being overrun by illegal immigrants, and the United States of America no longer knows right from wrong, good from evil. So what does California do? Tax grocery bags.<br /><br />So, America, although I can tell you where the outrage is, this one middle-aged, well-educated, upper middle-class woman is powerless to do anything about it. I don't even feel like my vote counts because I am so outnumbered by those who disagree with me.<br /><br />Alisa Wilson, Ph.D.<br /><br />Beverly Hills, California</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-72823870983304047022021-11-28T20:35:00.004-08:002021-11-28T20:38:24.423-08:002009 Mensa International<div><br /></div><div><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>2009 Mensa International</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2009 winners:<br /><br />1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.<br /><br />2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.<br /><br />3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.<br /><br />4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.<br /><br />5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.<br /><br />6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.<br /><br />7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high<br /><br />8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.<br /><br />9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.<br /><br />10. Osteoporosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)<br /><br />11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really<br />bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.<br /><br />12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.<br /><br />13. Glibido: All talk and no action.<br /><br />14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.<br /><br />15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.<br /><br />16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your<br />bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.<br /><br />17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.<br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br />The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.<br /><br />And the winners are:<br /><br />1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.<br /><br />2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.<br /><br />3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.<br /><br />4. Esplanade, v.To attempt an explanation while drunk.<br /><br />5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.<br /><br />6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.<br /><br />7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.<br /><br />8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.<br /><br />9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.<br /><br />10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.<br /><br />11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.<br /><br />12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.<br /><br />13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.<br /><br />14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.<br /><br />15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.<br /><br />16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-69218094897418821252021-11-28T20:33:00.006-08:002022-05-26T07:57:14.056-07:00Some Interesting Things About Having Sons<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Some Interesting Things About Having Sons</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ...<br /><br />1) A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square-foot house 4 inches deep.<br /><br />2) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.<br /><br />3) A 3-year-old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.<br /><br />4) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20-foot room.<br /><br />5) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.<br /><br />6) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.<br /><br />7) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh-oh', it's already too late.<br /><br />8) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.<br /><br />9) A six-year-old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old Man says they can only do it in the movies.<br /><br />10) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old Boy.<br /><br />11) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.<br /><br />12) Super glue is forever.<br /><br />13) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.<br /><br />14) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.<br /><br />15) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.<br /><br />16) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.<br /><br />17) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.<br /><br />18) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.<br /><br />19) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.<br /><br />20) The fire department in Austin, Texas, has a 5-minute response time.<br /><br />21) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.<br /><br />22) It will, however, make cats dizzy.<br /><br />23) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.<br /><br />24) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all their friends, with or without kids.<br /><br />25) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-49124323243871336752021-11-28T20:30:00.005-08:002022-05-26T07:50:48.394-07:00The Path to Happiness<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>The Path to Happiness</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"></p><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">by Andy Feld</span></b></span></div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Twenty years ago, in the midst of a failing business and deteriorating marriage, I started to ask those big life questions so many people have wondered about – Why does life sometimes involve so much discomfort? What's my purpose for even being?<br /><br />As I asked myself these questions, my 20-year study of happiness began. I've discovered that life should be joyful and this joy can be learned. I've also observed that happy people are often more successful in relationships, money, and health.<br /><br />Happiness is particularly important in these days of economic crisis. Many of us have discovered that a fancy dinner, new car, or bigger house no longer determines our outlook on life. As we get back to basics and begin enjoying the simple things in life, we realize that happiness can come from the inside.<br /><br />I've developed a simple five-step happiness plan that – if practiced daily – can serve as a starting point for improving our overall sense of happiness, joy, and self-love. Why not start now?<br /><br />Smile. What happens when you smile at others? Usually, they smile back. Do this the moment you wake up and try to continue it throughout the day. How nice is it to have others smiling at you all day long? Smiling also releases the neurotransmitters serotonin and endorphins into our system. These chemicals are important in regulating our sleep, mood, and behavior.<br /><br />Appreciate. Take a moment to appreciate all the little things we typically take for granted. How about the clothing in your closet, the food in your refrigerator, the beauty of nature, and your friends and family? When you look at the entire planet, how good do we have it?<br /><br />Forgive. Start by forgiving yourself first. Most people have done things they regret. You can only create your life from the present, and when you aren't forgiving, you're living in the past. Forgive and move forward.<br /><br />Allow. Because everyone's unique, it's a good idea to let others be who they are without judgment. It's time to stop thinking other people are wrong if they don't see the world like you. Try it and see how much better you feel.<br /><br />Reduce exposure to the daily news. This is difficult for many, but the constant onslaught of news can make us fearful, which can shut off our happiness energy.<br /><br />It will take some willpower and self-discipline, but isn't a life of happiness and joy worth a little effort?<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Who is Andy Feld?<br /><br />Humana member Andy Feld was born in northern New Jersey and moved to Denver, Colo., where he earned a BSBA degree from Denver University in 1973.<br /><br />He worked in real estate in the Denver area until 1989 when he began studying happiness and success. On a recent hiking expedition to Africa's Mount Kilimanjaro, he was inspired to write his first book, “SIMPLE HAPPY, Finally learning to listen to yourself.”<br /><br />Andy now lives in Morrison, Colorado, where he's a frequent speaker on life inspiration and business sales. He's also a regular guest on radio programs across the country and local TV.</span><p></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-30447199355451607692021-11-28T20:28:00.000-08:002021-11-28T20:28:02.721-08:00Costello Calls To Buy a Computer from Abbot<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;">Costello Calls To Buy a Computer from Abbot</span></b></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on.<br /><br />But first, for a review of the classic "Who's on First?" go to: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M"><span class="s1">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----<br /><br />If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:<br /><br />ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br /><br />COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.<br /><br />ABBOTT: Mac?<br /><br />COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.<br /><br />ABBOTT: Your computer?<br /><br />COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.<br /><br />ABBOTT: Mac?<br /><br />COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.<br /><br />ABBOTT: What about Windows?<br /><br />COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?<br /><br />COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Wallpaper.<br /><br />COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<br /><br />ABBOTT: Software for Windows?<br /><br />COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Office.<br /><br />COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<br /><br />ABBOTT: I just did.<br /><br />COSTELLO: You just did what?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Recommend something.<br /><br />COSTELLO: You recommended something?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Yes.<br /><br />COSTELLO: For my office?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Yes.<br /><br />COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Office.<br /><br />COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!<br /><br />ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.<br /><br />COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Word.<br /><br />COSTELLO: What word?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Word in Office.<br /><br />COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.<br /><br />ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.<br /><br />COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?<br /><br />ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.<br /><br />COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Money.<br /><br />COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Money.<br /><br />COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?<br /><br />ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.<br /><br />COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Money.<br /><br />COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.<br /><br />COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<br /><br />ABBOTT: One copy.<br /><br />COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.<br /><br />COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!<br /><br />(A few days later)<br /><br />ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br /><br />COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?<br /><br />ABBOTT: Click on 'START' ...</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-62831401372594434882021-11-28T20:25:00.010-08:002021-11-28T20:26:07.235-08:00And That's How the Fight Started<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>And That's How the Fight Started</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"<br />I replied "Dust".<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'<br />The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.<br />She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'<br />It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.<br />'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.<br />So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were<br />in bed I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'<br />'No,' she answered.<br />I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'<br />She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'<br />So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace<br />expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.<br />I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.<br />My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'<br />'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'<br />'My God!' says my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.<br />You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?<br />Yeah, well I couldn't believe it. He was a DWARF!!!<br />He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'<br />So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'<br />And that's how the fight started ...<br /><br />I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'<br />He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'<br />'Nah, she can order for herself.'<br />And that's how the fight started ...</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-79047798389795757332021-11-28T20:24:00.004-08:002022-05-26T07:48:52.207-07:00The Ultimate Vacation Cruise<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>The Ultimate Vacation Cruise</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Point Cruise Line is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!<br /><br />We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.<br /><br />Starting at $5,200 per person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never before.<br /><br />That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!<br /><br />But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.<br /><br />For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are as follows.<br /><br />Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:<br /><br />On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:<br /><br />Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo affordably priced at only $29.95.<br /><br />Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are not).<br /><br />Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with three fragmentation rounds included!<br /><br />Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries, and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.<br /><br />Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar.<br /><br />But that's not all! Twin-mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!<br /><br />We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa.<br /><br />How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships."<br /><br />We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past the entire Somali Coast. At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention.<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:<br /><br />"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year-old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" – Fred D., Cincinnati, OH<br /><br />"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" – Ben L., Bethesda, MD<br /><br />"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim ...<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Come on board and bag your own clutch of genuine Somali pirates! But cabin space is limited so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before May 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice. So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-66926572419699697302021-11-28T20:22:00.004-08:002021-11-28T20:22:13.663-08:00Happy Mental Health Day!<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Happy Mental Health Day!</b></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.<br /><br />He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.<br /><br />Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.<br /><br />When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.<br /><br />The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'<br /><br />Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-2793971796791594822021-11-28T20:19:00.003-08:002022-05-26T07:38:27.624-07:00Geezer Pride<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>Geezer Pride</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.<br /><br />One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.<br /><br />A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and – lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'<br /><br />Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'<br /><br />'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for? '<br /><br />'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'<br /><br />'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'<br /><br />'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'<br /><br />'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-50246216832664146722021-11-28T20:12:00.005-08:002021-11-28T21:14:47.496-08:00The Pool of Serenity<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;"><b>The Pool of Serenity</b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work, and will make you smile ...<br /><br />1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.<br />2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.<br />3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.<br />4. No one knows your secret place.<br />5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.<br />6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.<br />7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.<br /><br />There! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-39838161541755073282021-11-28T20:09:00.002-08:002021-11-28T20:13:22.533-08:00A True Story from the Dogfights of World War II<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;">A True Story from the Dogfights of World War II</span></b></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Look carefully at the B-17 and note how shot up it is - one engine dead, tail, horizontal stabilizer and nose shot up.. It was ready to fall out of the sky. (This is a painting done by an artist from the description of both pilots many years later.) Then realize that there is a German ME-109 fighter flying next to it. Now read the story below.<br /><br />Charlie Brown was a B-17 Flying Fortress pilot with the 379th Bomber Group at Kimbolton, England. His B-17 was called 'Ye Old Pub' and was in a terrible state, having been hit by flak and fighters.. The compass was damaged and they were flying deeper over enemy territory instead of heading home to Kimbolton.<br /><br />After flying the B-17 over an enemy airfield, a German pilot named Franz Steigler was ordered to take off and shoot down the B-17. When he got near the B-17, he could not believe his eyes. In his words, he 'had never seen a plane in such a bad state'. The tail and rear section was severely damaged, and the tail gunner wounded. The top gunner was all over the top of the fuselage. The nose was smashed and there were holes everywhere.<br /><br />Despite having ammunition, Franz flew to the side of the B-17 and looked at Charlie Brown, the pilot. Brown was scared and struggling to control his damaged and blood-stained plane.<br /><br />Aware that they had no idea where they were going, Franz waved at Charlie to turn 180 degrees. Franz escorted and guided the stricken plane to, and slightly over, the North Sea towards England. He then saluted Charlie Brown and turned away, back to Europe. When Franz landed he told the CO that the plane had been shot down over the sea, and never told the truth to anybody. Charlie Brown and the remains of his crew told all at their briefing, but were ordered never to talk about it.<br /><br />More than 40 years later, Charlie Brown wanted to find the Luftwaffe pilot who saved the crew. After years of research, Franz was found... He had never talked about the incident, not even at post-war reunions.<br /><br />They met in the USA at a 379th Bomber Group reunion, together with 25 people who are alive now - all because Franz never fired his guns that day.</span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-72960264739993837812021-11-28T19:42:00.002-08:002022-05-26T07:34:28.972-07:0013 Reasons Your Facebook Account Will Be Disabled<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;">13 Reasons Your Facebook Account Will Be Disabled</span></b></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><b><br /></b></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"></p><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">by Thor Muller</span></b></div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /><br />Here's what we're hearing from people all over the world: Facebook is shutting down accounts of users who are exhibiting any behavior it finds remotely suspicious. As paradoxical as it sounds, "suspicious" often means just using the site too much! Sometimes they warn people and give them the chance to change their behavior, and sometimes the account termination is sudden and permanent. Most of the time the disabled accounts will be turned back on, whether automatically after a cool-down period, or after prostrating yourself to the FB authorities. But sometimes they'll lock it up and throw away the key.<br /><br />Facebook remains intentionally vague about what "bad behavior" looks like, and so it's no wonder that people get confused, angry or despondent when they get the ACCOUNT DISABLED message. To help people avoid having their accounts disabled, I've listed the most common reasons why people report having their accounts abruptly turned off. Keep in mind, that this list is almost surely incomplete, and until Facebook changes their policy to embrace more transparency and two-way communication we'll have to live with a bit of uncertainty when using Facebook.<br /><br />Here are the things that (supposedly) will get you kicked off Facebook:<br /><br />1. You didn't use your real name<br />Don't try to use a nickname (or initials)in lieu of the name on your birth certificate, because Facebook will find you and spit you out.<br /><br />2. You joined too many groups<br />Remember that the maximum limit is 200 groups per user. More than that just looks desperate, don't you think?<br /><br />3. You posted too many messages on a wall or in a group<br />Even Guy Kawasaki had his account disabled--in his case for "excessive evangelism."<br /><br />4. You posted in too many groups, too many user's walls<br />You may be axed for being too verbose in too many places. That's what spammers do, silly. On Facebook it is better--or at least safer--to be seen than heard.<br /><br />5. You friended too many people<br />Not so long ago this was a prime cause of disabled accounts, but Facebook has instituted a maximum of 5000 friends that should protect you from yourself.<br /><br />6. Your school/organization affiliation is doubtful<br />The overlords are sometimes not very trusting, and they may accuse you of not graduating from Harvard (or Plum Senior High School). The impertinence! Better have your diploma ready.<br /><br />7. You're poking too many people<br />We've heard this from multiple sources, and it's easy enough to avoid. Save the pokes for people you *really* like, as mum always said. But beware the odd FB app that pokes on your behalf.<br /><br />8. For advertising your app on wall posts<br />The line between spam and self-promotion is a thin one, but let it be known that pimping your shiny new Facebook app is definitely considered SPAM.<br /><br />9. Using duplicate text in multiple messages<br />Some people paste a generic welcome message into friend requests to save time. DON'T DO THIS! It makes you look like a spammer. (Ironically, pro spammers are probably randomizing their messages to avoid this trap)<br /><br />10. You are a cow, dog, or library<br />Being a real person is not enough, you must be a homo sapien. Accounts have been deleted for cows, dogs and libraries.<br /><br />11. You are under eighteen years old<br />According to one report a user's account was suspended when they suspected her of being under 18. She was required to enter a work email address to prove her maturity, at which point her account was reinstated. [note: other users have pointed out that being under 18 is fine if you're part of a High School group, though underage home schoolers have been told to bugger off]<br /><br />12. You wrote offensive content<br />Reports of "sudden death" on accounts have been reported by users who were told they had posted offensive content, but were not provided details of the offense.<br /><br />13. You scraped information off Facebook<br />They have a zero tolerance policy for page scraping (i.e. pulling content off their web pages via a script). Unfortunately, they don't have a reliable way of proving it's you who's doing the scraping (IP matching is probably as good as they can get), so you may find this a difficult charge to defend yourself against.<br /><br />Finally, you may be disabled for no clear reason at all. One Australian member reported this staggering experience:<br /><br />"I was blocked for a little while because I was 'misusing certain features of the site' Naturally I closely examined their conditions of use etc for some insight as to what I must have done wrong. I couldn't for the life of me find anything...<br /><br />"Upon request for clarification I was told that they were not at liberty to divulge which features or of course any thresholds of use. Then they warned me not to do it again or I would be banned permanently without recourse to reinstatement."<br /><br />You have been warned. Remember that the hand of justice is swift and merciless.</span><br /><p></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-62560828338893365412021-11-28T14:52:00.007-08:002022-05-29T20:02:20.058-07:00A Collection of Interesting Graphics, Videos & Links<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;">A Collection of Interesting Graphics, Videos & Links</span></b></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Jester Amok</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10212852298760058&type=3">https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10212852298760058&type=3</a> </span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics I</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1079282060071.2013228.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1079282060071.2013228.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics II</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1134534921358.2022820.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1134534921358.2022820.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics III</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1169442354022.2026212.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1169442354022.2026212.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics IV</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1210745066564.2032918.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1210745066564.2032918.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics V</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1217460514446.2034004.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1217460514446.2034004.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics VI</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1261632658722.2041333.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1261632658722.2041333.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics VII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1290519780882.2045406.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1290519780882.2045406.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics VIII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1376627533522.2056168.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1376627533522.2056168.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics IX</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1376634053685.2056169.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1376634053685.2056169.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics X</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1443980937315.2063444.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1443980937315.2063444.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XI</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1488999382748.2067323.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1488999382748.2067323.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1649212187968.2093217.1166861214&type=1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.1649212187968.2093217.1166861214&type=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XIII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3147894894099.2158215.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3147894894099.2158215.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XIV</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3148115579616.2158219.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3148115579616.2158219.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XV</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3291630447398.2160616.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3291630447398.2160616.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XVI</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3291727849833.2160617.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3291727849833.2160617.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XVII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3299835732525.2160778.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.3299835732525.2160778.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XVIII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4067653207482.2174521.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4067653207482.2174521.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XIX</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4067760010152.2174522.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4067760010152.2174522.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XX</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4118517239051.2175637.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4118517239051.2175637.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXI</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4118611121398.2175639.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4118611121398.2175639.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4189786820746.2177304.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.4189786820746.2177304.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXIII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942085810928.1073741825.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942085810928.1073741825.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXIV</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942192813603.1073741826.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942192813603.1073741826.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXV</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942250735051.1073741827.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942250735051.1073741827.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXVI</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942338417243.1073741828.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942338417243.1073741828.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXVII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942422899355.1073741829.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942422899355.1073741829.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXVIII</span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942551382567.1073741830.1166861214&type=3">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942551382567.1073741830.1166861214&type=3</a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Amusing Graphics XXIX</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942619344266.1073741831.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942619344266.1073741831.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics I</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202947811234060.1073741834.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202947811234060.1073741834.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics II</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202947943997379.1073741835.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202947943997379.1073741835.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics III</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948169963028.1073741836.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948169963028.1073741836.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics IV</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948169963028.1073741836.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948169963028.1073741836.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics V</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948441449815.1073741838.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948441449815.1073741838.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics VI</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948587693471.1073741839.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948587693471.1073741839.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics VII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948743497366.1073741840.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948743497366.1073741840.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics VIII</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948874500641.1073741841.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202948874500641.1073741841.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics IX</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202949057465215.1073741843.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202949057465215.1073741843.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Graphics & More Graphics X</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202955308741493.1073741844.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202955308741493.1073741844.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Darker Side of Light I</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942727266964.1073741832.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10202942727266964.1073741832.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Darker Side of Light II</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10203022906671399.1073741845.1166861214&type=3"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">https://www.facebook.com/michael.holshouser/media_set?set=a.10203022906671399.1073741845.1166861214&type=3</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; 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font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kSZsvBY-A&fbclid=IwAR3JXpSuXW4CCc_Dkwf_E3I_2sWUEyDQngpwd3FlQX3bEBH0MjghbjkfcbE&h=AT2IaPp4IbEjL9XLBbe9P-64_FPM9SkAqHzCGRkoXJb_J6MHdFTRS8drno02mKzbImADv6bBVGjqMogdh903b_lKe2esWWUx96INFaiZa2t6JMVk9kyjPiSdYKagWQEgEpTu7wW2JvK2gNm4UCl7dyKvT_mMq1E1%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-kSZsvBY-A</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; 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font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">50 Most Amazing Cat Breeds Morphing .</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_Tm7uGf4c&fbclid=IwAR0NClXLXYyiJE_fkTXrmJJNV7ZTVbpLaj2vqAHa8aCkCMZju9KhdtE_QhI&h=AT1dWuahxnISvElXn_MQITC6UGSc2Mg8Oee87pjK1CNMCRkw_VYwf_jgX4vsAVouMW2Q4ZCdlOmO8ik6XVgKRlepLxkkn1MzW7ctZJAzBUbh7b7M2WUrvFvbqR9FEs2pHnX2Q9_iG8IveaIsocabLSxcGpwWz5XX%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO_Tm7uGf4c</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">From George Washington To Barack Obama</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYrZZ68zhSs&fbclid=IwAR1JiqGqY7ofCHzJesNJgKUALO_Kl04mW_21lBj2OFwDlHQmLah7ubfMAmQ&h=AT1K0bnWavYs-K_f-MR_dYJ4dwFRA9isOEMRlT97u7TrmeF30uKKfG2_eOudcl2cR-pwQoZ9CDIVEbRxzmLEDDX8ynnSe0qbxk6hKqGv8DKJt-Ej-0UIHY_x8kAzLiPhxlrgOhHm2RPK1TNb_4Hrw2euucpaTN-F%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYrZZ68zhSs</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Morphing Michael Jackson</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDW1TVH78BU&fbclid=IwAR1Jl9zZqDr9o-rWCto0tJtdFMFw5Gorp-L12wYTC3imTCz2qdP1V0w0G-w&h=AT2ttWVRe4QNcTRzZQTDg2ZDocchZQ9oIFaGP4oTDN8R_WE1B1f-V6360zb03xeKGviMCbQt-86vKGTOJxPogVRpug7U5GRe3jc-eEnAAzHzK7CNly9D7qWvsywhoBZhqB6PvScby1vSkJ0RSJ-6Kdm2OMFuqwCn%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDW1TVH78BU</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Flower Morph</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLE7C1rXWYA&fbclid=IwAR3CZY6c5uLYmBjBPwfBS7-uNY8jCrC67bNNfzIHrYDN2yvEHPinRgSlp8Y&h=AT2F3bzccYrrTii26r4weCfuF6-w4eMX67ZYCsI56NOykm1fOyklFD39T7vQ5Jli02V4ee4cP9s01PN1lb-VIEY-DgjWedIi9qTUedg4qtmXMQjfEjKQiJZs5U93watkP8EtDehCU0nsyMA9PkBB2xh5fum7t4gvyqIaUNvZgzkHDQ%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLE7C1rXWYA</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Pregnancy Morph</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY01onVFRRY&fbclid=IwAR1rrEMOx3Qcy1XsKTlohGBPBavlA-B4tPdnWJQb0qUjBgoHowZOzbLP6DQ&h=AT2GZbGfX7amSKV-bh6TtYHsfppNnNQbb7i1UROHnFb5xKuLg0A8UN2l5dU2dkr36HVOYRzrRQvgWzIZZBmmbUyvw-36uWwo0PGvYFP9DWDCYL8yNivztg0erl1IS2OVbQkMBiwesfeM3BXyOU8kZFa_qIiY1Jvz%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY01onVFRRY</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Face Morph Age Progression from 4 to 38</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMzD9mNDOI&fbclid=IwAR2LarcIGx2ZGacK7vqu_NpriMjj6A_xNYwlKXshlb4gQwnJHSe2EYCOK3c&h=AT17FMlw_HpdCDDix9UlF81ijST4eZ3FNjyV2BUiJFeLpnw4F2nGMSUqny6pDevKCduI80r4FpeZkdNx7JKa8pG8CX5OXcwGx9h1puCkFS-d-OJeel5RaH5LiSYkRCDz-3oXdeH9TIySdiNTxonGu8h8EkgAMLui%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMzD9mNDOI</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; 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font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ttNgZDZruI&fbclid=IwAR2XEkol2c8dLEJOF4U7UVYEhxaxAba1XLPfVKD6y01Uv7riA6OwE86UH1c&h=AT3MvkDIGLf9FXocpzEhfddp7ABQO5PleRMfA9h4AoG0HgLR21uY0hVFTer-8Hc2i5QWp9RXJwNUElVQ9Q-GeSCm_DUAo9Ad2q8RAtU2cAgGLuq1Dhi-it2Chc-skJHS0knM2WkVHBkNTmrZU1EiyHUUlkWz6FXR%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ttNgZDZruI</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Flexible gymnast with ball floor routine</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; 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font-size: medium;">Crazy Shoes</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H82V7aCut_k&fbclid=IwAR2M0gjOoXncqufxgqf470jThWv4-g6V1HfsUAD2_rwNj-1mIBpkWETIGB4&h=AT1oQRpfqX3_GU1ngC6_F7Ggoox8hpIy5XMEFhURxDW6xlbPgHkD1YCS2lAwNuvwji2oqmRO6yz8PAPZkXN0O8gtDwwCgiGg7oVV2W1xH5p2W6tMB2-GswbJGNotcdHVFpzOk5m_FK85-5s65YlAM8PhyS11fySg%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H82V7aCut_k</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Obsessives: Soda Pop - <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://CHOW.com/?fbclid=IwAR05qc1o_BLHxX60j9yzXqzEviOry4C0PiStWhyBUKznc_T9f8rYGWN1boA&h=AT23eyc3Qxfh5lzGPOIuExJQqBb8W2pOphSalQ0oeK4REawmHHmhsSsfUrkgU76gCsRbmMl82qxAiW6ASUujK3Oo3Nnjs0AZ64acZB_AH-kgWXVvrZ6J81VB09DtvyCICIf0g0vCcG5Oy0iDs_7cmqD1_ar9n0zJ%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span class="s2">CHOW.com</span></a></span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbh6Ru7VVM&fbclid=IwAR2FtrgACuPuJuIqTIdQUVWq0YXAicmwz9QPSizYibQTzX-Q4CtHq3LDJ7c%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbh6Ru7VVM</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">The Ghost in Your Genes (2006)</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1128045835761675934&fbclid=IwAR2LarcIGx2ZGacK7vqu_NpriMjj6A_xNYwlKXshlb4gQwnJHSe2EYCOK3c&h=AT2hzM9gJfd8XunvxaGtp8DeJ-7ZslobK782nxxTrNOouMOVple7Vb1LTG98WnuJC1vBOEg99ZawaIbqsbkTFcZdmDjyK4ifPkof3RmnFWZMUZF51nTMBgNAI84LSR9UpPqoWSz4KmX5dwm9coEf4t_IEhDwQG3x%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1128045835761675934</a></span><span class="s3">#</span></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Banned Commercials - Durex</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizJWtJ0xXo&fbclid=IwAR05qc1o_BLHxX60j9yzXqzEviOry4C0PiStWhyBUKznc_T9f8rYGWN1boA&h=AT3LOSYk8TqJTKepWDpewqvLulEOpZL8Z84P9023idu3XTmkYv4ZfBmy1PBrs7ur-AsMszAblafIAP7It1kZMeJxqC_mIKzu7q5GTVJfIDffLnSeOl0wAYGTEA24WbiWa6OFDRC97t6GfyEhh8RrnRabzcA2Tcpd%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizJWtJ0xXo</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Mandelbrot, Much bigger than the universe! deep zoom 2^316</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tRdLD6vh3g&fbclid=IwAR0p-A8CKQ-fwacnpLj3k_O_boAkm9dRerYeeSi2ueWfeNXUSl_3LsHhB1Y&h=AT0MEbF8Bb-eIRyREO6uGCbRkzE4o0cwp4QP2pU3Tl2YOmNmYep8iHdbKdWRYMR84pVb1lvCEdNpNmjMx7xkotzOsbUTgMKPlLmXhkk5psRPtTL6l4u0wwsc94QgtvwnDvQrlXCGdzkZUoYxVtsA2J-J0aSLbk_m%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tRdLD6vh3g</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">-----</span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Tequila Ad</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc&fbclid=IwAR3_EsggCIiXLf91upLd2OPqpoux3pyankzuFMRVj-9N9LCANZeVBqhKgVA&h=AT0MoHKf8AWqhcOb0F4VfOCMC6W3WLhUXyiHI14yTk9f79uQEdL9D850XTjdcQMt1fgrR1dcFG1JzBClPhITcXaQjDhDm6A-aoSjvyukCnCS4XKossxCBx_Whg9sHP5hGpN9q2fDLq94hY45n_Kh2AwMM3W4X5KL%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN0254u56Mc</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Oh, The Temptation</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LN96jEXHc&fbclid=IwAR2_wI1acg_ElTVZ8JVEMtZGgQSw_Lcga2Ev2nIwDT3WxPd1jNoXjSBntJE&h=AT3rReQX2_1qY8ffkEi219cZRDkhpdOrwDsyARBZQXk7HJr8otg_8vJd_fPWaKgbpygboVDWIOvSL0OuiDJst1_fNS0IKCYGHLqcKMR-bSFruVSYbYsPODUGAMPggNaaLLwpmj4A9926qtlEHVEMtU_fZYzG89NF%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LN96jEXHc</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Marshmallow test reproduced by Dr David Walsh @ wcco</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsqeYOk--w&NR=1&fbclid=IwAR19MTH5gANj6ZbcCQQw_nEOji64QoWO3MY1ONaG2PsAytnnSjYcgGNZ15g&h=AT0OPYPmPzjEG2lyboBBgtbok0tOGxaNLdRMoeXJea3QeNxesyxIBeJj-wX89vPCVBjHrS6p8W6DlVqaUPuOykBIapzPkg-cZRfunUSpjLeYmEJntMBiWs_QcjSkW69VbMT_nqPo8h_qnSP6us9FzGZ4XyADK9IZ%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsqeYOk--w&NR=1</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Octopus-funny animation! Prized!!!</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgtR7NXyfw8&fbclid=IwAR3XhOk56FWXMF0zJ8sdPtqJapL_i1iGlF_v2QE1tnw2AbDAJ4NXX1y_JGQ&h=AT0_QPGZKa1Y6cK5brdkIIlXe14Lz1d_CHuJA5a391SzTSeHbuGHeaw2vmcbbMQIIqbHv-j4TOwnBQcvYzlsNfYgLeKUR1VS4K0SffZwBWhi-9SVSP5y0ftMtOzHCUQC_NVFCfWqRdgZv-9DwBwADrSrLuANCEeh%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgtR7NXyfw8</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">A Very Powerful Ad</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUtywfwsMw&fbclid=IwAR29RxiOxUa9ou0GdShx8dni0o6eDMNRDvs6V4MY_xQAE9w77gjZELhrJXw&h=AT39Cpbbd5bc3hbBDwB2fJqoJYfeLYiJaU5X2B1MthgaI7ioNER9AQcupfDNYqhk7Sps1Vi5pe3a_n8Eprs7fwA5AWTY1Q9pMgkCn3Xq6H3-chMiCjCkaAgc0WvZ_PWrAOFxqml8vpuoWWMuxTzWiSS3Gax_zyDs%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUtywfwsMw</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Do YOU believe in me?</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quH_pymfS8Q&fbclid=IwAR0xOVZrCuQoD6upWbm8iEnVidqWeN6RT6B2tpiRYRzE5iY38C6penW6NsM&h=AT31tY_TNAhb6UKRyTrIL_yqde7BaM5KZXr7uhwDWoXTbquqUqcgN02OyWU4VYrx7zjHtLWPZbGlhLKZh_t5TyizJT2pZ7TvIbth-22KWZTjARIGwSb29lm5OsgB37e7m9OfGWEbapUWtUCG4i4fs2TcYNoE5n_U%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quH_pymfS8Q</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Michael Dudok de Wit - Tom Sweep</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umh86pIvaMg&fbclid=IwAR07Qg1iqQzhj4z39wiDQ1hDwF0PoQMAjthPoh1J7z0kaDXGv6tVJCsyjRM&h=AT34oud-6KVvrzh59WWpQdBM4X8Day5EUPH2lsjme9EpkgbcuIiGvsuskO4PZK-WQqLh23Zu8O6ShtCkKCzfpraMfevmZRb8yH-VaMAwQsfzyylkr9hjUYhVMX1wpLqOpTpdW0s2AoNyCf_XMnBwhwm0QPkKBaij%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umh86pIvaMg</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Rice Resonance</span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO0bSSXmr1A&fbclid=IwAR2M0gjOoXncqufxgqf470jThWv4-g6V1HfsUAD2_rwNj-1mIBpkWETIGB4&h=AT3SiZTEPgPK3Gl-8RbrL_LskZTmdTpB61H0rPzbfC1l4KNS_qHypg1NK4Pz2PX2osTNjeIFhaweUDZSK3gYEonJtTrLCXxPWNm40zNydTcJ34ZXCYELg0Ga19CkNffE4V3gtAOR3XWn3lBgXYz6VEuUFhdmfLy_%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO0bSSXmr1A</span></a></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; 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font-size: medium;">http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/06/26/the-life-and-career-of-michael-jackson-in-photos/?source=ARK_plog</span></a></span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4814746636067954189.post-11628667068266205722021-11-28T14:45:00.010-08:002021-11-28T20:14:52.083-08:00Neti Pot Nasal Irrigation<div><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: times; font-size: x-large;">Neti Pot Nasal Irrigation</span></b></p><p class="p1" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p2" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px; min-height: 15px;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;"><br /></span></p><p class="p3" style="font-stretch: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-numeric: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><span class="s1"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: medium;">Nasal Saline Irrigation and Neti Pots<br /><a href="http://www.webmd.com/allergies/sinus-pain-pressure-9/neti-pots?fbclid=IwAR0JAY8niev5JayBsrShByPBbcg_TZ0fNNJNNR-YIufupnHz_FaR_xHGoEE%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span class="s2">http://www.webmd.com/allergies/sinus-pain-pressure-9/neti-pots</span></a><br /><br />The Official Neti Pot Demo Video<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZeILCedRw&fbclid=IwAR0KEcpMbkiNWhwphsr57yLKoSnrA5FVvoz7ZJjE0KjvgheKbA_VN6MuTMg%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span class="s2">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZeILCedRw</span></a><br /><br />Wikipedia: Nasal Irrigation<br /><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_irrigation?fbclid=IwAR2X2T_GVoK3QrpaELxQREe6Sm_ZvUPjoauM0AAEGOAerimdcJFmXJK4WFc%22%20%5Ct%20%22_blank"><span class="s2">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_irrigation</span></a></span></span></p></div>Michael Holshouserhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12270094801824803661noreply@blogger.com